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[SIDE NOTE: Unfortunately the Internet Archives (Wayback Machine) didn't capture this page so I can only speculate what it looked like but the list of "Plong-isms" are here and that is what is important.]
- You Fail!
- This one time at fruit...
- Hmmm...Lemme think (pause) NO!
- If you can't fix it, make it worse; because then you've done something
- O.K....Look the other way while I put in my password.
- And that's what's on the test...
- That's beyond the scope of this class.
- It's one thing to be stupid, it's another thing to advertise it.
- If all else fails, read the directions.
- If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
- You are achieving "deferred success".
- Did I say that out loud?
- How do you eat an elephant ... one bite at a time.
- Try the easy stuff first.
- Stop! Think about it! Don't do it!
- I need some DEW!!
- You don't have to do your classwork, but you will defer your success.
- It's not my job to make a horse drink, but to put salt in his oats to make him thirsty.